In Praise Of The Cunnilingus Connoisseur

Praise Cunnilingus Connoisseur

In Praise Of The Cunnilingus Connoisseur

 

Almost every sexually experienced woman has encountered at least one man who is adept at pleasuring the cleft between her thighs. These oral sex specialists are often perceived with a sense of wonderment and awe for their seemingly innate ability to bring a woman to her knees with a strategic flick of their tongue. Referring to these cunnilingus enthusiasts as “muff divers” or any other equally base term fails to adequately convey the finesse and awareness that they possess. We need to create a better term.

Admittedly, “muff divers” and other similar terms have undeniable punch, but they are really not descriptive. They may emphasize the activity but fall short in describing a unique kind of man. Today, when nearly all men engage in oral sex – either for pleasure or out of obligation – referring to one as a “muff diver” does nothing in telling us who he really is.  It is also rather misleading and not a little unfair to blend the usual run-of-the-mill male “cunnilinguist” with that special class of man who derives absolute pleasure and delight when performing oral sex.

As I have said, we need to create a better term.

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  12 comments for “In Praise Of The Cunnilingus Connoisseur

  1. Blissfully aware
    11 June, 2014 at 10:11 pm

    Oh my. This floods me with images of my man’s face between my legs, moaning and growling while he laps me up. I have never said it aloud, but I often think of him as my own personal “pussy pleasurist.” He brings me to exquisite heights of pleasure, and moans and growls as though he were the one receiving the attention. Often the simple fact that he derives such arousal from unselfishly pleasuring me pushes me beyond ecstasy and I find myself unable to stop climaxing until he stops.

    • 11 June, 2014 at 10:45 pm

      Wow Blissfully aware; what a wonderful description of your experience. And I think “pussy pleasurist” is a most delightful moniker! 😀

  2. Steven
    12 June, 2014 at 8:24 am

    So I’m a cunnilingus-connoisseur
    I thought of you last night so I wrote about it

    I slowly kissed your lips
    Hugging on your precious hips
    They taste so sweet as I neglect the lower for the moment only
    to expose the luscious middle
    so soft, so moist as
    my tender lips do hover
    over your beautiful chocolate brown skin,
    lightly kissing you from your earlobes your neck your breast as I go down the center of your soul with the tip of my tongue
    I lick the hole in the middle, your lips your inner sanction
    MMmm I cannot resist
    I open my mouth and sink my tongue deep into your love
    Your flavorful liquid spills over my lips
    Into my mouth your hips begin to move with pleasure you call out my name as capture the moment of your excitement receiving pleasure like no other
    Mmmm, I love your juice

    Steve 421

    • 12 June, 2014 at 8:52 am

      Not only are you a cunnilingus-connoisseur Steve, you seem to be quite the erotic writer as well! I wasn’t sure if I should post your comment here or in the reader erotic fiction section. Whew…is it getting warm in here? 😉

  3. Charley
    12 June, 2014 at 1:07 pm

    I have been told I excel at cunnilingus. If I truly do it is because I love the feeling I get from pleasuring a woman with my lips, my mouth, my tongue. I love the way she arches her back to meet my mouth. The way I can feel her orgasms roll through her body and into my mouth. I love the intensity as well as the intimacy of it. For me it is the ultimate in mutual pleasure outside of actual intercourse. The taste, the texture of the inside of her labia, the feel of her clit gently pulled between my lips. The feeling of my tongue opening her up. If I am good at cunnilingus it is because I love how it feels for both of us.

  4. Mike
    12 June, 2014 at 3:41 pm

    Hmmm… I wonder if “Pussy Painter” could be the moniker because you have to have the skills of an artist and your lips, tongue and even fingers can be your brushes. To go with the flow move on and paint different portions of your masterpiece so your art is not linear. and linger at the right times…in the right places. To know where each brush you possess does its best work… and use them accordingly.

  5. 30 July, 2014 at 4:10 pm

    a cunnilingus aficionado dreams of the endless feast

  6. Shawn
    8 October, 2014 at 11:57 pm

    Your article described me perfectly. There is no greater pleasure or desire for me than having my mouth between her legs exploring, discovering, sensing, tasting, desiring, and repeating. To experience not only the delectable tastes of the folds of her skin or the sensation of her clit rolling around the tip of my tongue or the smell of her scent all over my face, but to also hear the sounds of pleasure resounding in her voice, and receiving her orgasm after orgasm in my mouth for as long as she possibly will allow for me to be there. I consider myself a Muff Maven and gladly worship at her jaded gate!

  7. Dan
    17 October, 2015 at 1:29 pm

    In the Odyssey, the ship is blown off-course to the “Land of the Lotus Eaters” where the sailors become blissfully addicted to eating the special flowers and refuse to resume their voyage. The island of Djerba, (formerly Mininx) off the Tunisian coast claims to be that place. So an inhabitant there would be either a Djerban or Mininxian, or simply at lotus eater. It puts me in a Tantric trance.

    • Mr Romance
      17 October, 2015 at 5:14 pm

      The “Lotus” is indeed Tantric, Dan! 😀 😉

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